Xmas for Scrooges
Pah! All this Christmas malarkey is a waste of time. I'm staying at home. Going to get myself in some drinks and watch the telly. Can't be doing with all this Santa Claus nonsense. All these people eating and drinking to excess. Now don't go calling me a Scrooge... I went to New York once for a Dickensian Christmas. Okay, so I didn't have to pay for it... there's all sorts of free stuff you can get on the Internet you know. See? Being called a Scrooge isn't always so bad.
